Yep, this is what happens when I get bored. Don't think this needs a mature content filter, it's not that bloody.
*New*Human Noodle Soup - $25 New recipe, chef's special! Two slices of fresh, raw meat*, placed in a bowl of soup* filled with noodles*! Bring your own meat and get a $5 discount**!
*All ingredients are pure human parts, no artificial flavors or MSG! **Only bring fresh meat, preferably disease free. Note: If the meat you bring is contaminated with HIV/AIDS (or any disease for that matter), you may be infected after eating, so please take caution when bringing your own.